Friday, January 9, 2015
Dear Aunt Petrea
The famous author, Haruki Murakami, has announced he's going to write an advice column on his website.
Hell, I can do that! I can give advice on all kinds of subjects. I'm happy to tell you what to do. Just let me know what the problem is and I'll set you straight. Here are some examples of my useful guidance:
Dump the sucker.
No, no, black is sooo 2007.
Feed it to the cat.
It takes about two years.
Milk. I'm not kidding. It works.
Really! Just ask me. I'm glad to receive queries of any kind, in any language (I have Google Translate!). I will share my opinions on dogs, sports and dogs. And anything else I can spell, or sound out.
Just ask your questions in the comments and off we go!