Hi, I'm Chuck McNut, your tour guide. Passenger loading begins here; a free bag of walnuts for the first 10 passengers. And Special Prizes to those lucky customers who make it through the whole tour without getting fleas.
Am I a bad person because I had to look up "animagi" and Peter Pettigrew?
I'm honored that Shell tied in a post from two weeks ago! Thank you, Shell, that makes me feel good.
I couldn't come up with any jokes for this one. But when I put the photo up on screen, something about it made me laugh so hard, tears streamed down my cheeks.
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Waiting for a lift from his good pal, Rocky the Flying Squirrel
Waiting for some passengers to load.
Perhaps this is one of the six unnamed, but registered, animagi. Perhaps a relation of Peter Pettigrew's?
"What did that guy say his name was ... Doug? I wish he'd hurry up, this nut's getting heavy."
Very clever the way Shell makes a ref. to a previous Zen Monday post.
I thought they said to meet Sunday at noon. Oh, no... Was it Saturday at noon?!
"Is this, is this where I catch the shuttle to Walnut Cheek—uh, Creek? Is it? It it? Is it? It it?" …
bus stop to the nut house.
Squirrel with suspended license.
Gabby swore he'd buried that Lexus right here.
just wondering what kind of passengers he could pick up...awfully small guy, I'm thinking he might squish under the pressure of picking me up!
and...Moose and Squirrel parking, no waiting!
Me, roadkill? Don't think so.
Okay, I just started giggling at this one- didn't even bother thinking of a caption.
Actually-
Have you ever tried to get a cab as a squirrel? No one stops for you, they just keep on driving.
Better tip the valet or you'll never find your keys.
I will be the first on that bus!
Dang it---I can't read that sign.
Am I early or something?
That little guy is totally waiting for the next bus!! So cute!
During better times I co-starred in a Geico commercial.
Knowing they couldn't possibly take care of their business in a mere 15 minutes, not a single person parked at the green curb.
On account of de economy, I'm even willing to give Squirrel a try.
Hi, I'm Chuck McNut, your tour guide. Passenger loading begins here; a free bag of walnuts for the first 10 passengers. And Special Prizes to those lucky customers who make it through the whole tour without getting fleas.
It was the first day at the new job. Henry was determined to show up bright eyed and bushy tailed.
Am I a bad person because I had to look up "animagi" and Peter Pettigrew?
I'm honored that Shell tied in a post from two weeks ago! Thank you, Shell, that makes me feel good.
I couldn't come up with any jokes for this one. But when I put the photo up on screen, something about it made me laugh so hard, tears streamed down my cheeks.
You guys made me laugh today.
No, sweetie. That's not why you're a bad person.
Oh, thank YOU, Petrea, for coming up with memorable photos with such potential for fun!
Sorry bub, we're already loaded. [hickup]
"The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club."
hahahahahahaha
I'm speechless where did the trees go?
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