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Showing posts with label tinnitus. abstract. Show all posts
Thursday, February 12, 2015
eeeeeeeeeeeee
I've had tinnitus since 1977. My ears have not stopped ringing for 38 years—as in eeeeeeeeeeeee.
You get used to it, sort of. You have to, because tinnitus is incurable. And you don't always notice it because there are distractions like conversation, radio, etc.
My hearing is fine. It's just that inside my head there's this high-pitched eeeeeeeeeeeee going on all the time. It gets pretty loud in here.
We tinnitus sufferers are a desperate bunch. We don't want to hear eeeeeeeeeeeee all the time. So imagine my ecstasy when I found an online ad for a surefire cure! I don't usually click on ads but this might be it!
There's an audio file. No video. I like audio files because they distract from the eeeeeeeeeeeee. The man tells me he was once a sound engineer and he got tinnitus and he found a doctor and all you have to do is eat these foods, readily available on your grocer's shelves. "I was amazed I had waited so long, searched so far, and the solution was simple! All I had to do was eat these foods!" he said, not mentioning what the foods were.
Then there were testimonials. Many testimonials. "Thanks, Joe" (or Hiram or Zeke or whoever), "I had tinnitus and now I don't because I follow your program and eat these foods!"
Over and over again, without telling me about the foods. eeeeeeeeeeeee.
I listened for as long as I could stand it, hoping to learn the secret. Carrots? Canned pineapple? Ice cream?
After a long time JoeHiramZeke still hadn't told me a damned thing. I turned it off.
I know when I'm being had. I'd rather listen to eeeeeeeeeeeee.
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