A knock on the door. John answers.
John: Hi, what's up?
Solicitor: Hello sir, can you help us out? We're selling, um...
The solicitor stops speaking. There is a brief pause.
John: Not now. We're having a physical therapy session.
Solicitor: Oh. Oh! Right! Okay! Bye!
Little feetsies hurry away.
I guess you had to be there.
Note to schools, summer programs, etc.: please don't make your kids sell door-to-door.