I have no idea if the food is good at Luciano's. I've never eaten
there, but I've got to try it. It's not just the menu that tempts me, though I
do like the hand-written chalk board. It's not the setting--shopping
mall across the from the hospital--that could be good and bad.
It's the tablecloths.
The red checkered cloth says "quaint" to me. It says "charming." It says "authentic." They knew that when they put them there.